2/4/08 01:54 am
dear giants &eli manning,
i love you.
sincerely,
kelsi.
i love you.
sincerely,
kelsi.
Professor: ... So metaphorically speaking, that's why the descent into the subway is like going to Hell.
Student: That's ridiculous.
Professor: Really? Why not? It's very hot and sweaty down there, not to mention if you fall onto the tracks or touch the third rail, you're dead.
Student: What's wrong with being dead?
--Borough of Manhattan Community College
Overheard by: vic